Dr. Phil via Dr. J

So my friend (Dr. J) passes along wisdom from an unexpected source: Dr Phil.

Apparently, following this advice has helped her and multitudes more achieve inner peace. I'm all for that:

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around
my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of
Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake, all of the Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have absolutely no idea how freaking good I feel right now! Dang,
that Dr. Phil is smart!

I always thought was a huge asshole, maybe I'll have to reconsider!